seamen serpents

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.

definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"

seamen serpents by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010

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Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

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semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas

A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!

(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.

(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!

semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas by squirtdonkeys July 23, 2007

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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