Seagul

Masturbating in your hand and then throwing it in someones face!!!

1. Did you seagul that chic
2. Yuuk, I just got seaguled by that asshole
3. Hey boys, lets go do some seaguling

by TheGoods April 22, 2014

seagul eats rat

Gogogogo gogogogo

seagul eats rat:

Person 1: That seagul is eating a rat!

Person 2: gogogogo gogogogo

by Flonky March 7, 2025

screaming seagul

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you pull out, breadcrumb your penis in sand, and put it back in

go figure

by The Markness January 9, 2004

Angry Seagul

An angry seagull is a sexual term, it refers to the act of hiding in a cupboard or other item of furnishings and viewing a couple engageing in an act of passion i.e. fucking eachother senseless, this is common when a husband is spying on his wife while shes having sex with someone else, the act may be commited whilst sipping a refreshing beverage, whilst watching the dirty pervert will toss ones self off (for our American readers, Jerk ones self off) and Jizz into ones hand, he will then proceed to break free off his hiding place and run at the couple doing the dirty yelling caaaa caaaa, like a seagull, and waving ones arms in a windmill effect, also similiar to a seagull, this will mean ones love potion is flung over the horny couple rendering them both disgruntled and embarresed.

"I bust a naughty all over your mommas face last night ciril", "I know Germentrude i was watching from a wardrobe, i was planning to commit the Angry seagul but unfortunately i didnt make a sexy explosion in time", "Oh what a dreadful shame my good man, well better luck next time", "Why thankyou my dear friend i will practice more for next time"

by Muhammed Legend July 14, 2007

Dirty Seagul

When your having sex with a girl on the beach, you take your dick out, dip it in the sand, make sure the sand sticks to the vag juice, and continue banging her with your sandy cock

Jill has been complaining of some nasty infection...I wonder if it has anything to do with that dirty seagull I gave her last week

by My Friends Call Me Bobby February 28, 2008

the seagul

When your having sex at the beach and you pullout real quick stick your dick in the sand and stick it back in then the lady your shagging makes the sound of a seagull

The seagull by annonomus
Man:*pulls dick out of pussy and rolls it in sand sticks it back in the pussy*
Woman: awh awh awh

by Yaboi69lova September 28, 2017

justin seagull

JUNGKOOK SEXY ASS SAYS JUSTIN SEAGULL

I like Justin seagull

by STEPHYECLISPE December 2, 2017