Commonly used as a substitute for Top G. Seagoal is someone who knows the ins and outs of the social media algorithyms, typically owning multiple social media accounts with hundreds of thousands of followers. Seagoal unfortunately has an addiction to video games, sometimes logging up to 8 hours a day on the game.
Damn he is very rich and has lots of tiktok followers, it must be Seagoal.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!