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A sea hoe is a mermaid that has sex with every fish she sees
sea hoe by jades mum July 6, 2015

Sea Horse Sea Shell Party

Just ask Dan Deacon himself, this phrase is absolute genius. A phrase like this only comes from being intoxicated, when using "Sea Horse Sea Shell Party" you must be sitting alone in a dark closet imagining anything that is NOT possible. This phrase comes to mind when thinking about how beautiful sea horses are and how influential they are in our every day life. To attend to this "party" one must be on a high trip of acid, without this effect you will not be able to get into this "party". Please use this phrase frequently in random sentences for it will brighten your over all life.
What is this sea horse sea shell party? why didn't I get invited?

bionic sea horse 

a sex move made up my dane cook. where you pick up you leg and move it back and forth. and you hold your head
"when you cheating on some one you do all the thinkg your partner would not do like the bionic sea horse" dane cook
A foreigner who acts like they're white after arriving in America.
That sea-honky over ther just jumped out the ocean!
Sea-Honky by The beard thing December 31, 2021

Deep Sea Horizon 

Having your penis expelled from a chick's asshole by explosive diarrhea while fucking in a swimming pool, and then trying to plug the hole.
The lifeguard asked me to drill her in the ass and suddenly it turned into a Deep Sea Horizon.
Deep Sea Horizon by pmetalus January 13, 2011

Flying sea horse 

When two people are having sex and the female is in revers cow girl and she flaps her arms and caws like a bird
Dude me and my girl friend are gonna try the flying sea horse
Flying sea horse by Bear801gin February 3, 2012