A sea gull.
Guy #1: Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend and we saw a flock of sea pigeons.
Guy #2: What did you do?
Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.
Guy #2: Rofl.
Guy #2: What did you do?
Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.
Guy #2: Rofl.
by Wetback Joe June 10, 2010
Dave: " you look like death mate "
Bob: " i know, was on the drink all weekend i am a wounded sea pigeon"
Bob: " i know, was on the drink all weekend i am a wounded sea pigeon"
by BobC_Brae December 13, 2009