sea pigeon

A sea gull.

Guy #1: Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend and we saw a flock of sea pigeons.

Guy #2: What did you do?

Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.

Guy #2: Rofl.

sea pigeon by Wetback Joe June 12, 2010

wounded sea pigeon 

The next day feeling of ones self after a heavy night of partying

Dave: " you look like death mate "

Bob: " i know, was on the drink all weekend i am a wounded sea pigeon"

wounded sea pigeon by BobC_Brae December 12, 2009