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scurs

When you meet a guy man or boy you don't know oyu call them "scurs" because it kinda sounds like sir.
by Katie Baxter October 8, 2006
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scurs

When you meet a guy man or boy you don't know you call them "scurs" because it kinda sounds like sir. As you might know this term originated from the lovely Nicole Richie.
Hey there scurs you're one sexy bitch.
by rebecca</3 December 25, 2008
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Purp Scurp

In the youtube video called "smoking" by the comedian kyle mooney, he references a drug such as purp scurp in such a way that makes fun of all the drugs, especially weed, that people do.
"Derd, take out some purp scurp so we can get super sconed"

Dude, are you high?

"ya derd, its perp scurp. Want sum?"
by djlostboy September 28, 2012
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Scorsese Bomb

A drink will knock you on your ass just like any movie by Martin Scorsese:

- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies

And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me
"Ay barkeep gimme one of dem Scorsese bombs"

"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"

"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"
by One of the Goodfellas August 21, 2012
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scups

by Gt08 December 8, 2020
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Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!
by Painted in Laughter October 11, 2008
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scurr

verb: a sign of approval, a state of being, higher then everyone else. not to be confused with "swag"
"100% on a test, scurrrrr"
"Plan B, 20% off, scurrrr"
"Zip for 250, scurrrrr"
by onlyonemeech December 19, 2011
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