Scurse 

A skill and a curse

person 1: look at how I can fit 10 hoola hoops on each of my fingers
person2: That's a scurse

Scurse by Thatscursedman April 2, 2020

Scurse You 

When ghetto people have problems pronouncing the first syllable of "Excuse" and insist on adding an "r" somewhere in there. They also "scurse" you instead of themselves.

Jared: I was walking down the crowded hallway when LaQuaneshia pushed me out of the way. She said something strange to me as she passed by.

Donald: Oh, was it something along the lines of "Scurse you"?
Jared: Yes, that's it!!
Donald: That's just ebonics for "Excuse me."

Scurse You by derpityderpderpzz April 25, 2011

Artist's Curse 

Believing your own work to be sub-par, even if it isn't, simply because you've been working with it for so long that you notice imperfections that no one else will.

Observer: Your art looks great!
Artist: What?! No, it looks horrible! What are you talking about?
Observer: I think you have the Artist's Curse.

Artist's Curse by Kyli Ivory Rouge June 27, 2014

King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

King Tut's Curse by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016

Scurvey 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s and made popular by E-40. (sheisty, shadey) - being greedy with your stuff or holding your shit back. To hog on it yourself

Quit bein scurvey with that blunt bruh!

Cretcher is always hella Scurvey when he be coppin zips. Dude cruises up with a couple grams

Scurvey by c.harris April 18, 2018

Mc Scuse Me 

The phrase you use whenever the people at the drive-thru forget something in your bag and you have to tap on the window to get their attention.

"Mc Scuse me! I know I ordered another cheesburger and large fry up in here!"

Mc Scuse Me by foxmox April 23, 2008

Scorsese Bomb 

A drink will knock you on your ass just like any movie by Martin Scorsese:

- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies

And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me

"Ay barkeep gimme one of dem Scorsese bombs"

"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"

"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"

Scorsese Bomb by One of the Goodfellas August 21, 2012