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an underwater blow-job (pronounced "scoobjob")
Dude, this drunk chick almost drowned last night giving me a scubjob in the pool.
Scubjob by Shocka1111 September 5, 2009
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scunjo • scunion • sunjot • spunjo • Scubjob • scujo • Scumjob • scundo • Scunjab • Scunto
In Vietnam, and in the Western US, scunion, as in , to bring scunion, signified inflicting distress, injury or destruction.
Used in the late '60's
"Those gunships brought scunion on that 'ville!"

A ville was a Vietnamese town or hamlet.
scunion by Mors Profundis January 14, 2008
a 100 dollar bill, also called a scundini
Ayyyyy im gettin' them scundos
scundo by SuperStache9709 December 11, 2017

Laying the Scunion

Laying the Scunion can mean a multitude of things. The most general definition is as follows: To completely and utterly fuck shit up.
Hey man, what are you doing tonight? I don't know man..... probably gonna be laying the scunion.

scuntore 

a slut cunt whore.

the kind of bitch that you just cant help but hate.
Ted: Did you hear Madison cheated on Kevin again?

Jenny: Yeah. That scuntore should die.
scuntore by Merideth December 29, 2007
A dumb bastard. Lacking intelligence. A dude who thinks every girl is about him. Dim-wit. Dense-minded. Brainless.
Hey firls, look at that scunta over there!

Excited: Scuntz Scuntz!

Plural: Where are all the scuntos at?

Past Tense: Did you see that scunt last night?

Future Tense: I hope my son doesn't become a scuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunto.

City: Damn sis, we must be in scuntopolis.
Scunto by ayoo_alexis! :D November 10, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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