Scunto 

A dumb bastard. Lacking intelligence. A dude who thinks every girl is about him. Dim-wit. Dense-minded. Brainless.

Hey firls, look at that scunta over there!

Excited: Scuntz Scuntz!

Plural: Where are all the scuntos at?

Past Tense: Did you see that scunt last night?

Future Tense: I hope my son doesn't become a scuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunto.

City: Damn sis, we must be in scuntopolis.

Scunto by ayoo_alexis! :D November 10, 2010

Scentophile

A rare psychiatric disorder wherein the intentional, premeditated act of inhaling the scent of an individual for purposes of olfactory gratification, induces an unwelcoming, untamable, primordial erection, so intense that blood flow to the hippocampus (memory recall) is temporarily depleted, thus resulting in the onset of incoherent verbal communications and an overall affect of non-accountable bafoonery, stemming from a neuropathic fugue.

In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.

{Two friends watching TV} "Dude, why is that senator smelling that little girls hair for like ten minutes straight?" {Friend Replies} Didn't you know that the senator is 'Scentophile'? Its a classic DSM-MD case of JOeB-Dn.!"

Scentophile by Charitable Disguise May 16, 2020

ScuntRat 

its a bit like a scuntdog just more sassy

nails is a scuntrat

ScuntRat by wagwanitsme February 21, 2020

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene

Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater

Scunthorpe problem by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008

scunty 

A word describing something that is both scummy and cunty: scunty.

Have you met your new neighbours yet?

Unfortunately, those are some scunty people!

scunty by radishford December 18, 2019

scurto 

Scurto, it sounds like something done near a toilet. Pucker your butt, flex your stomach muscles (assuming they exist) and grunt scurto. Just another random thought from the Slum.

Pucker your butt, flex your stomach muscles (assuming they exist) and grunt scurto.

scurto by Hoofenslumber April 19, 2008

Scuntwag 

A person who is a useless, disgusting, waste of ignorant flesh.

Danny your a scuntwag, please do us a favour and jump off a bridge scunt wag scunt

Scuntwag by Scotian Potion May 13, 2009