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Scottish term for a drink, usually of the alcoholic variety.
Wee Man: Hey big man, ye gang doon eh pub for a wee schwally?

Big Man: Aye, pure schwally man!
schwally by RossTMcConnell April 16, 2008
A slimy rotten, stinky, dufus of a person whom you hate with a passion. A dirtball whom you'd rather shoot than spend any time with.
That rotten scumball just cut me off! The Freak! He deserves to die!
scumball by Drew Switala August 18, 2005

Scumpallery 

The act by a scumpal of writing to and fawning over a murderer on death row.

Scumpallery is usually practiced by crazed Euroweenie women or, if by an American, those of a size that confirms they are Wal-Mart shoppers. Scumpals are firmly convinced their scumpalees are completely innocent of the crime for which they were duly convicted and sentenced, and thus worthy of their time and whatever monies the cons can scam out of them for their commissary accounts.

The crazier ones of this gathering of idiots occasionally fly across the ocean and actually marry the convict. A freezer bag-turkey baster child, whom we will all get to support via our tax dollars, is sometimes the result.
Chefmate, Joanna24, Pinbalwyz, and Hotsnot (the rare male of the breed) all have scumpals on death row, and are thus practitioners of "scumpallery."
Scumpallery by Hotsnot July 20, 2008

schmally 

-a guy with an extra small penis
i) 'alfred'
schmally by yr9 fort st boiz May 12, 2003

Scwallypook 

A rather rough looking pikey that you would still do.
Mutya from Sugababes is a right scwallypook, it feels wrong, but I would.
Scwallypook by Sames.com December 3, 2010

sumallya 

Cheerful

Small things hurt him, sensitive to be exact
Very funny and can keep his friends happy
Very loyal and noble guy
Many girls might call him dream boyfriend
Omg is that sumallya!?
sumallya by Know the words November 22, 2021