scrunchions 

The awesome little bits of something at the bottom of the bag.

Man I love chip scrunchions.

scrunchions by cmquesnel May 23, 2018

scrunions 

Slang for Male testicles (commonly used in Australia)

Found a lump in my scrunions last night in the shower

scrunions by Greg McDonald February 3, 2006

scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

scrunching a grumpy by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

scrunching

Casual cuddling with a significant other that escalates into more romantic/sexual experiences.

Jenny and I were planning on watching TV and cuddling, but we suddenly began hardcore scrunching on her futon.

scrunching by Lenny Koggins May 13, 2016

scrunchies 

Magical scrunching rubber band missles...which are awesome

"oh no, Dont shoot those scrunchies at me,it will really hurt!"
"have merycy"

scrunchies by ruthieemilykirstenLANDY February 25, 2009

Scrunchin' the munchkin 

Euphemism for poorly endowed-male masturbation, or for female clitoral stimulation (i.e., like the little man in the canoe). Origin was in the East Bay Area of Northern California, circa mid-1980s.

I was really tired last night after playing chess with my buddies, and I was still scrunchin' the munchkin when I fell asleep.

Scrunchin' the munchkin by SolFrank January 14, 2016

SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day 

SS Scruchies and Sweatshirts is when the same day a boy gives her his sweatshirt and a girl gives him one of her scruchies

“Today is SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day!!!! I’m so nervous what is he rejects me?”

SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day by 16&57 October 16, 2019