scrumpkins

A term used in the 16th century to describe the scraps collected by poor orhpaned children

Rusty Jimmy and Scrapyard Elsa fought off a pack of rats for a small amount of scrumpkins.

by RatKing696969 February 17, 2019

scrumpkin

cross between scrumptious and pumpkin. Used to define people, pets, and other fantastically adorable creatures.

you little scrumpkin!

by angel of halifax April 12, 2011

scrumping

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

by Kylee August 11, 2003

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

ding dong scrumpins

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

by moobler March 19, 2021

scrummins

The small pieces of marajuana that fall in the cracks of your coffee table, couch, etc. These are only to be smoked when extremely desperate due to the fact that these are usually found around other items that would be deemed disgusting, and due to the fact that they are stale old and covered in dirt.

I already smoked all my resin so I scraped up my scrummins and smoked that shit up.

by DAGLE AND CHRIS October 29, 2006

Scrumping

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'

Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday

by urbann00b January 9, 2005