An overall loser who typically thinks he's good at games but really he sucks ass. A scrub lord usually thinks he's way cooler and way funnier than he is. (See scrub queen for female version)

Synonyms: Cole, Coal, Marshmallow

Cole: alright guys get ready to get roasted
The rest of the group chat:*groans collectively*
Alex: Cole you are literally the dictionary definition of scrub lord

Scrub lord by Hitman5455 May 17, 2016

Related Words

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scum lord

Kingpin of the Chavs and Scummers in a local area, often commands a company of Delinquents. Usually the oldest in a group, or the hardest. Usually adorns the most jewellery also.

Look at that fucking scum lord in his nova.....

scum lord by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005

Scum lord

The DOUCHEST man alive he really is a dick

Jimmy is a scum lord he took my money and damn

Jimmy: fuck you i did take your money eat a dick

Scum lord by Fuckerindapussy4 April 20, 2017

Scrub lord

Doctor who

People who watch doctor who are scrub lords

Scrub lord by The pro dinger April 11, 2017

Scrum lords

A group of top notch gentlemen who have a higher level playing field and sarcasm than the typical crew. Men with wisdom and a past that is all together the epitome of “scrum”, but only those in the group know the truth and love that is shared.

- Obi Ones older brothers group or friends who use the force to pull chicks

Scrum Lords that was fuckin sick last night we deserved to scrum it up. Let’s never talk about it again

Scrum lords by Darth Yeeted January 29, 2022

Scrub Lord

A girl who is always wrong but fully believes she’s right. She is a stupid dumb idiot who cheats to win games usually rigging games such as trivia crack to prove she’s smarter when in fact she is not. Has a delusional view of herself that’s she’s better than others

Gabby is a big time scrub lord when she makes fun of people for a low wordle score but than gets the exact same score

Scrub Lord by Emswagmaster2000 April 27, 2024

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026