Scrontch

Not quite scratching yet not quite rubbing.

"Would you please scrontch my back?"

"He kept awkwardly scrontching me"

by Gibby5 October 23, 2011

Scrontch

Smaller than small, tinier than tiny.

Hey, could you turn the radio down just a scrontch?

by ScrotchThis June 11, 2006

scrontch

Scritching or scratching at the scrotum.

The sound made when you run over a squirrel with your car.

Not being able to think.

Billy, stop scrontch and come out and play.

I made the loudest scrontch the other day when I ran over the obese squirrel.

Man, I'm scrontched for words to describe how pathetic your existence is.

by Rahir Jabbar December 13, 2006

scrontch

Smaller than small; smaller than tiny.

"Hey, could you please turn that radio down just a scrontch?"

by ScrotchThis June 02, 2006

Scrontch

To take/steal

Hey, remember when Bill scrontched your girl?

by BeepsPeeps September 06, 2020

Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.

“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024

Scrontch

To destroy something in such a way that there is no trace of it left, to destroy is so brutally with such malice that it is simply no more.

Hey, remember when Joe Scrontched that pigeon by throwing a stick of dynamite at it?

by Polykone October 13, 2022