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Not quite scratching yet not quite rubbing.
"Would you please scrontch my back?"

"He kept awkwardly scrontching me"
by Gibby5 October 23, 2011
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Scritching or scratching at the scrotum.

The sound made when you run over a squirrel with your car.

Not being able to think.
Billy, stop scrontch and come out and play.

I made the loudest scrontch the other day when I ran over the obese squirrel.

Man, I'm scrontched for words to describe how pathetic your existence is.
by Rahir Jabbar December 11, 2006
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