screwhe
A misspelt version of the word screw created by typing random letters into a web browser by someone named Iain.
screwhe by The Lambinator April 18, 2005
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Nick Screwed
Nick Screwed by NickyD17 May 17, 2012
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Screwged
Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.
Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
Screwged by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022
Screwged
The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly
Shit-Screwed
A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.
Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.
Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.
Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.
Shit-Screwed by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010
screwvenir
anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
screwvenir by Laura September 14, 2003
Word of the Day on December 4, 2008
screwed the granny
To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."
"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
screwed the granny by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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