screenior citizen 

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.

My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.

screenior citizen by black@heart September 8, 2010

screenior citizen 

An person who spends all their time in front of the TV or Computer (screens).

1. Ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she's always on facebook.

2. Q: Hey, should i make a Myspace account?
A: No way! It's full of screenior citizens!

screenior citizen by frakenzie January 10, 2011