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screamstick 

Very high level energy humor typically comprised of loud bullshit or screaming. Like slapstick, but screaming.
"OLD SPICE GIVES YOU POWERRR!!!!!!!!" - Terry Crews

"My favorite type of humor is screamstick. Terry Crews does it really well."
screamstick by wolfe_00 December 19, 2024
Words you can keep

screamsicle 

The process of causing someone to scream by taking an icy-cold popsicle from out of a freezer and then placing it directly upon the victims bare skin / body; ie: back, front or into any body opening, brrrr.
After slipping into the cozy warm bed and snuggling up next to their lover a prankster played the old screamsicle trick and nearly gave the surprised partner a heart attack.
screamsicle by jpg3 November 27, 2011

creamstick 

The American term for "butter"
Nick: Mom, can you please pass the creamstick so I can put it on my bread?
Mom: Yes Nick
Ferris: Nick, could you please pass the creamstick when you're done with it?
Nick: Yes, Ferris
creamstick by Dallasboi1992 January 16, 2013

Creamsticking

The act of shoving a long john or cream stick donut on to your partners cock and jerking him until he finishes in the donut. Upon which, the donut is consumed.
That donut looked so good, i'd give it a good creamsticking before I ate it.
Creamsticking by neck_chat March 21, 2013

screamatic 

1. Very screamy.
2. Much like an orgasm but instead of being at the highest point of sexual pleasure, you're at the highest point of screaming pleasure.
Jen was really screamatic last night.
screamatic by Cimeron January 27, 2005

Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.
"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"
Schemastick by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005

Creamstick 

A person who will do anything for a person after doing something wrong. Also known as brown nosing
Your such a creamstick.
Creamstick by Tumblewoolyweed July 7, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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