scovien 

A perfect human.

Be like scovien

scovien by John Reganson December 28, 2017

Schviench 

A word used as replacement for an insult or when referring to anything in the extreme negative/positive. It can also be used as a verb in those contexts as well

1. Jerry can't come over to hang out? That is the schviench
2. I got schvienched on my way to school because this person I was trying to avoid tried talking to me

Schviench by Mini-legend October 10, 2020

Scobienz Law 

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.

Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.

Scobienz Law by General Macavelli July 9, 2018

scovie

A small, fully-sized female human that resembles a fully-grown baboon.

Look at how small the feet are on that scovie!

My scovie needs a size check.

scovie by smallest bird April 25, 2021