Scoutmaster's Handshake

Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.

Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!

by Mjolnir12982 October 31, 2018

scoutmaster randal

A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.

Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.

by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019

Scoutmasters Handshake

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.

My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.

by dickpeterson, PI September 16, 2009

Scoutmaster

A synonym for a males scrotum. (Discovered while using spell check)

I have contracted crab lice that love to breed in the folds of my scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.

by scottyyttocs April 26, 2022

Scoutmaster

A synonym for a males scrotum. (Discovered while using spell check)

I have contracted crab lice that love to breed in the folds of my scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.

by scottyyttocs April 26, 2022