scottblocked 

When your friend has gone through every single girl on tinder, rendering you cockblocked by association

Ex:
Jimmy:

"Russ, my Tinder date went really well, they she realized she went out with a friend of mine who is an asshole and just up and left."

Russ: "dude, you got scottblocked, again

scottblocked by Garzaback June 2, 2014

Spotblocked

When spotify interrupts your music session with a stupid ad.

John: Yeah, nest song is awesome
Spotify: Now on spotify premium...
John: Fuckin' spotblocked!!!

Spotblocked by DonutsAreForTheWorld October 14, 2016

Scott Blocked 

When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss

Example: I tried to give all a good laugh the other day, but got Scott Blocked by a nerd at work.

Scott Blocked by Charlie K. July 28, 2021

Scott Blocked

To leave, with temporary intent, your seat next to a lovely woman, when a gentleman named “Scott” slides in to take your place before you are properly out of your seat.

I got up to get this hot girl a drink and when I returned realized that I had been Scott blocked.

Scott Blocked by Dustyroads74 September 5, 2026