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smognetism 

The propensity of cigarette-smoke to be drawn in a particular direction, often from opposite directions simultaneously.
"Smognetism defies all known laws of aerodynamics. Non-smokers tend to be highly smognetic".
smognetism by StangFtl January 29, 2010
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Scagnetti 

Theiving Bastards that lie.

Hurtin unit, almost too hurtin for words.

Someone who has been scraglinated.

To scag, be scagged, or attempt a scaggle.

Someone who bones your girlfriend.

A person in a severe state of intoxication.
"That Scagnetti Dustin, he smoked all my dope!"

"U Fuck! u banged my bitch! Fuckin Scagnetti"

"Haha! Doogie scagged yer sorry ass."


"Son Of A Fuckin Scagnetti Bitch! Boubie scagged my beers!"
Scagnetti by Vormav January 16, 2004

scagnetti 

state whic one may experience after copious amounts of sleep deprivation and lsd
man i was full scagnetti on sunday
scagnetti by dsfl34 July 14, 2007

Spogettii 

1. string-shaped pasta: pasta in the shape of long thin strings
2. cooked string-shaped pasta: a dish of long thin strings of boiled pasta, usually served with a sauce
Mom: The spogettii is ready.
Demont: I've got spogettii anyone want to eat it?
Spogettii by Ladonna Mae Demont September 28, 2007
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026