scodex 

A young boy, That is kind cute AS FUCK, And will do anything for the one he cares about the most, He's very emotional, And gets involved in the wrong things somethimes, So he needs a little help!
He would never leave you, He's always on the phone to his most important person in the world,
And he knows what your going through because he's been there, He is always happy around overs, And you'll never see him cry, He has some trust issues, So if he trusts you don't break it, Because he's lied to people before, And he really regrets everything he's done, But you should never leave him, Because he's the best boy in the world.

Guy1 (Hey look at that new kid he's called scodex)
Girl1 (I know he's so fuckinbg cute)
Guy 1 ( I bet he'll never leave you)

Girl1 ( I love hinm soo much)

scodex by Anonymous637 January 10, 2021

sodexo shits 

after eating sodexo's college food, its when your ass lets loose the second that you sit down and feels like your shooting fire out your ass

typically a daily occurring incident if you are on a meal plan. tend to happen all semester, unless you eat real food or go home to eat mom's home cooking

after i ate lunch today in the cafeteria, i got the sodexo shits

sodexo shits by collegestudentshitter August 22, 2012

Sodexplosion

What happens one to twelve hours after the ingestion of the food at many colleges, provided by Sodexo. Consists of a massive shit, that may be solid or otherwise, which leaves the body in an extremely quick and intensive fashion. Several minutes prior to your toilet's impending doom, a feeling similar to that of the McGurgles can be noted. At this point, it is best to head to the bathroom in a building other than your residence hall.

Common to students of many SUNY schools.

*while playing MW2*

Roommate #1: Oh shit, you take next round. I have to get to the campus center before the sodexplosion hits me.

Roommate #2: Okay, just get clear of the suite, that sucked when the toilet was broken for 2 days last time.

Sodexplosion by Phate.exe March 17, 2010

Sodexo Poop 

The act of having to use the nearest bathroom at least 5 minutes or so after eating food at one's college made by the Sodexo company.

"Wow! I just got back to my dorm from lunch 5 minutes ago, and I have to take a massive sodexo poop!"

or

"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"

Sodexo Poop by Uncle Jacob September 12, 2009

sodexo coffee 

n. A type of spoiled water, often found in the shoppes and cantines of certain institutions unfortunate enough to entrust their culinary upkeep to the Sodexo (formerly Sodexho) corporation.

Sodexo coffee is believed to contain caffeine, but empirical data would suggest otherwise.

Notable characteristics:
-Looks a bit like pond water
-Tastes a bit like pond water
-Gives little or no indication of containing or ever having contained caffeine

"I could desperately use some caffeine right about now. "

*Nothing but Sodexo coffee nearby*

"I guess I'll go find a pond."

sodexo coffee by GuyFaulks September 11, 2013

Sodexo

1. adj. Extremely bad tasting, nearly to the point of torture.

2. adj. A state of extreme illness caused by low-quality cafeteria food.

1. That pile of steaming shit I just ate tasted almost as bad as a Sodexo.

2. I feel really Sodexo; I think I'm going to puke and have diarrhea at the same time.

Sodexo by Dumdude October 5, 2009

sodexho 

1. adj. Extremely bad tasting, nearly to the point of torture.

2. adj. A state of extreme illness caused by low-quality cafeteria food.

1. That pile of steaming shit I just ate tasted almost as bad a sodexho.

2. I feel really sodexho; I think I'm going to puke and have diarrhea at the same time.

sodexho by The Great Z January 28, 2008