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S-snap C-chat M- me T- that D-dick
Scmtd in my DM
scmtd by Kidd_inuyasha November 22, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
S= snap c=chat m=me t=that p=pussy
Heey scmtp mami😻💦
scmtp by Dissdick June 5, 2016
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"state county municipal offender data system", the on-board system used by the rollers (AKA: cops) in the original Blue Brothers. this utility told the cops to "arrest driver, impound vehicle" and thus initiated the multi-state car chase that wrecked the most cars in movie history.
"shit, i hope they (the cops) don't have scmods."
scmods by rich January 27, 2004
When using online media many times you will find a comment that has been made by someone that obviously has not read the post, watched the video, read the article etc. While many of these might be thought to be stupid or made by stupid people SCOTD is not meant to address these. Using good internet etiquette replies to such should point out the incorrect and or unsupported claims and correct them if at all possible. The use of SCOTD should be reserved to address reply comments ( commenter replies to an existing comment) that clearly indicate that the commenter doesn't understand the basic premise or are mixed up as to even what the intent of the comment is, or more rarely but also applicable have worded it so poorly as to make it appear that their statement is the opposite of their actual intent.
SCOTD by BirdyNumNums November 18, 2018
"The most fucked up group of people you will ever meet." Mordeth, Tiamat Brood

"I laughed, I cried, I jerked off all over the place!" Gryphon, Omega Squadron

"Better than AvP." Lunatic, Baelrog Brood

"Goddamn this is a killer fucking mud. It makes me want to rip my cock off and feed it to my grandmother." Gorgut, Malignant Infestation

"Your asking me to describe a place I havent done anything on in 3 years?" Malevoiy, the helpful staff.
Primary weapon recharged.
Your laser batteries hits Nova Squadron Arbiter 485!.
Nova Squadron Arbiter 485 explodes in a blinding flash of light!
INFO Nova Squadron Arbiter 485 destroyed by Mordeth.
You get 17 mission points.
INFO Silent killed by Mordeth at The Pilot's Chair.
You get 35 mission points.
INFO Havoc killed by Mordeth at The Gunner's Chair.
You get 33 mission points.
INFO Slash killed by Mordeth at The Gunner's Chair.
You get 48 mission points.
INFO Yug killed by Mordeth at The Gunner's Chair.
You get 32 mission points.
INFO Silverlight killed by Mordeth at The Gunner's Chair.
You get 54 mission points.
INFO Gris killed by Mordeth at The Gunner's Chair.
You get 17 mission points.
INFO Paen killed by Mordeth at Gun Turret.
You get 33 mission points.
INFO DooM killed by Mordeth at Arbiter 485.
You get 24 mission points.
INFO Zam killed by Mordeth at The Engine Room.

BECOME PART OF THE PROBLEM scmud.dhs.org 3030
scmud by "M" December 23, 2003
the best damn MUD your human brain will ever see. involves racial slurs, derogatory misuse of language, rated-r conversations, drugs, abuse, and oftenly wars against brazillians. scmud.dhs.org:3030 (TELNET MOTHAFUCKR)
Dewd...OS IS LYK THE BEST, HAW HAW.
scmud by "R" December 23, 2003

Scmiddle 

when you need a wee but you have loads of things to get done so you put it off for ages
scmiddle scmydle i need a wee
Scmiddle by yaboiegg December 22, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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