schwarp

To nut on your girlfriends face, wipe it off, and smear it under her armpit. Then, proceed to finger it.

Hey baby, do you want to schwarp tonight? Oh yeah, you bet, i shaved my pits just for you.

by Mr. Schwarper May 19, 2018

Schwarp

To smack; to wallop

Jeepers! Katie just schwarped Logan for calling her a skank!

by NannerPuddin January 20, 2022

Schwarped

To be fucked up past functioning.

Hey homie you wanna hit this?
Nah I'm fucking schwarped dawg.

by Sawman1996 May 15, 2019