Schrodinger's Idiot 

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.

Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot

Schrodinger's Idiot by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020

schrodinger's idiot 

When a person says something stupid and doesn't know any better, then says that they were joking to make themselves seem less dumb.

P1: Did you know that 50% of people who drink water die!?
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.

schrodinger's idiot by WintryEagle6 March 17, 2020

Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker

Someone who puts that dumb ass 'joke flew over your head joke' under every oblivious/dumb tiktok comment, defending said oblivious/dumb comment.

You're a Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker, aren't you, you stupid bitch?

Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker by BlahBlahBlahIdkjus March 18, 2026

Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass

Someone who calls another person a larper while completely misusing the term.

Person 1: I really like Minecraft.
Person 2: Larp Larp Larp Sahurrr
Person 1: What?
Person 2: LARPER!
Person 1: I just said that I like Minecraft??
Person 2: Laarrrpppeeeerrr
Person 1: Wow, you really are a Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass.

Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass by Anonymously161 March 29, 2026

Schrodinger’s Schrodinger’s idiot

When a person is fooled by an obvious joke but refuses to acknowledge their own stupidity, instead denying the possibility of it ever being a joke via the use of the word “Schrodinger’s idiot” to recover from their fault and appear as intellectually superior.

Person 1: Honestly, they should give every kid a giant drone so that they could get to school faster!

Person 2: That would be so expensive as well as extremely unsafe for the kids, do you even realize how many laws that violates too?

Person 1: it was a joke, dude

Person 2: s…sure it was, “Schrodinger’s idiot”

Person1: no, it was pretty obviously a joke “Schrodinger’s Schrodinger’s idiot”

Schrodinger’s Schrodinger’s idiot by Twanaktabz April 23, 2026

Roblox's Schrodinger's Idiot

Someone who thinks they have an important item and when exposed say they were joking.

LubitelKolbasi : i found ss.xyz infected model

hytecode : YO YOU REVERSED SS.XYZ

hytecode : i have ss.xyz module btw loll

seahorse : everybody has that bro

hytecode : i was just joking bro

seahorse : no the fuck you weren't

hytecode : 1/10 ragebait

seahorse : prime example of Roblox's Schrodinger's Idiot

Roblox's Schrodinger's Idiot by solarisz May 27, 2026