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schreiner 

He’s black
Look at that kid, of course he’s a schreiner, he has a weird haircut
schreiner by AnyLynaTor October 27, 2019

Schreiner University 

This school blows. If you are thinking about going here............... don't! My roommate once said " I think this was the worst mistake I ever made."(speaking of his choice to attend Schreiner). Schreiner's girl to boy ratio may be 2:1 but the ratio of hot girls to boys is more like 1:50
Drake: I'm going to Schreiner University next fall!!1
Jordan: Awww man that blows

schreiner university 

a small university located in Kerrville, texas. most kids go here because they gave them alot of money. schreiner likes to think they are prestigious, but really they have alot of dirty laundry swept under the rug, if you know what i mean. schreiner is kind of like high school. people know your shit, and tell everyone; there are sluts; and kids who do drugs. schreiner also has amazing pizza in the schreiner diner they are good at getting people here but not at keeping them here. also, they have a haunted dorm that su gets bad publicity about. they are using it for "office space" in the near future...yeah, right..
mommy, i want to go to schreiner university when i get big! i love ghosts and gossip!!
schreiner university by come2papa12 February 27, 2009

jumbo schreiner 

Fetter Galileo Essenstester mit einer Glatze und einem Bart. Wiegt 150kg.
Jumbo Schreiner: Ich habe Hunger und Dünnschiss

or

Person 1: Was geht Jumbo?
Person 2: Ich bin nicht fett.

cyril schreiner 

An alsacian snapchatter, he makes everything to make his followers laugh, he's awesome!
Cyril schreiner is an awesome snapchatter
cyril schreiner by Lunaqueen April 10, 2017

stefanie schneider 

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.
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square grouper

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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