A crappy website that can barely function for a week without going down and s the most infuring website that I have possibly ever used.
God damnit! Schoology is down again! Now my teachers are going to give me a zero because I can't access the materials.
by ChickenTend1es April 15, 2020
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A small private boarding school in Claremont California where the majority of your tuition goes to inane things like golf carts, pointless swivel-chair desks, and unnecessary fancy Porta Potties. A place with selling points like the Alf Museum to mask the amount of stress/pressure students face. A place where literally everyone has a leadership role to get into a good college, but who are we kidding, only like 2 people get into the Ivy League schools. A place with decent food, if you like chicken. A place that believes in second chances until you bring alcohol or drugs into the mix. A place that prides itself on being a school of diversity, when in reality, all the faculty are white and the students are ‘diverse’ if you count the 1000 asian races. A place that claims to believe in stress & mental health, but just rents boba trucks until people stop talking about it. A place that has breaks every six weeks to avoid burn-out potential. A place where everyone hooks up when they can find time. A place where kids are forced to mature extremely quickly because otherwise there is no possible way of keeping up with the 6 hrs of hw per night. A place where getting A's is celebrated, but a B is failing. Where the average ACT score is a 31 because everyone secretly hires Test Prep Gurus. A place that only voices liberal opinions but claims to represent all political beliefs. A place where you'll find the best and worst people you'll ever meet. Oh and did I mention, no one sleeps?
college admissions officer 1: "So this student's record looks great... except they got a suspension once for taking an Uber?!"
college admissions officer 2: "They must be from The Webb Schools!"
college admissions officer 1: "Yikes, his ACT score is a 29 and he took only 6 AP's... Let's wait-list him!"
college admissions officer 2: "They must be from The Webb Schools!"
college admissions officer 1: "Yikes, his ACT score is a 29 and he took only 6 AP's... Let's wait-list him!"
by BSboiii April 10, 2017
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by Brainiacs December 6, 2011
Get the Schoolboy pin mug.A very good west coast rapper.
He capitalizes the H in everything he makes because he used to be part of the Hoover Street Crips.
Although he raps about drugs a lot, his lyrics often have deeper meanings. Most of his rap is either groovy, feel good weed rhymes or serious, socially conscious rhymes that are still groovy.
Unlike Kendrick Lamar, who is another great rapper, it's easier to dance to ScHoolboy Q.
Also, her is very chill and his music is very inspiring. Compared to many mainstream rappers out there, ScHoolboy Q and his gangsta rap are some of the finest out there.
He capitalizes the H in everything he makes because he used to be part of the Hoover Street Crips.
Although he raps about drugs a lot, his lyrics often have deeper meanings. Most of his rap is either groovy, feel good weed rhymes or serious, socially conscious rhymes that are still groovy.
Unlike Kendrick Lamar, who is another great rapper, it's easier to dance to ScHoolboy Q.
Also, her is very chill and his music is very inspiring. Compared to many mainstream rappers out there, ScHoolboy Q and his gangsta rap are some of the finest out there.
What's ScHoolboy Q's best songs?
#BETiGOTSUMWEED, Break tHe Bank, Hell of a Night, Yay Yay, Situations, and Live Again are great tracks! ScHoolboy Q inspired me to create my own music to make the world a better place!
#BETiGOTSUMWEED, Break tHe Bank, Hell of a Night, Yay Yay, Situations, and Live Again are great tracks! ScHoolboy Q inspired me to create my own music to make the world a better place!
by realacy November 13, 2014
Get the ScHoolboy Q mug.A lame website public schools use, mimicking the layout of Facebook (mostly by incorporating the "like" feature) where teachers can make pages to post homework, assignments, etc; As well as a community message board for the entire student body and staff to post school-related stuff. Typically, students use it to post mindless nonsense like they do on Facebook, and don't use it for its actual purpose. The site is under strict regulation by the vice principal, who often deletes the posts after a day, so it's no fun.
Kid 1: Hey did you check Schoology for the homework?
Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.
Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!
Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.
Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.
Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.
Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.
Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!
Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.
Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.
Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.
by monsterock666 April 20, 2014
Get the schoology mug.This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.
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