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schnekle 

1)a suffix used to enhance the importance of an inanimate objects or events allowed by written man code.

2)can also be used as a substitute for words that rhyme with it

3) a substitute for any word your heart's content
You are the schnekle of my eye
schnekle by Josh, Andrew, Bryce January 31, 2008
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schneckle 

This is when two males partake in the act of inserting their toes in each others assholes.
damn dude, did you see Cameron schneckle the fuck out of that other guy
schneckle by william boreland November 26, 2017
A tiny wiener. usually, coined for a child under the age of 10. possibly jewish. maybe... it makes no difference. just a tiny schmekle
"hey mommy, look at my tiny schmekle. its really entertaining"
Schmekle by Votechuckchuck December 19, 2009

schnelle 

A tall, weird, smart and very beautiful girl. Schnelle is the girl everybody wants to hang out with. She can be really nice, but when made mad, she can be really snappy.
Thats a Schnelle right there!
schnelle by Schnelle November 14, 2017

Schnuklepinker 

A woefully misguided soul that for some inexplicable reason feels it's okay to use the Urban Dictionary as a reference.
Poor poor Allory, she's a hipster and a schnuklepinker.
Schnuklepinker by dukewasfuzzy August 31, 2012

schneller 

A good thing to say when having a fun time with a member of the same sex. Usually indicates that you want your partner to increase his speed.
Homo 1: Do you like the massive arse pounding i'm giving you right now?

Homo2: Schneller!! Schneller!!

Homo1: As you wish.
schneller by Times Tables Are Fun October 31, 2008

Schneller 

A German derivative meaning quick or fast. Commonly used as verb form: to bust a nut quickly.
Damn. that dude's such a pimp. It's too bad he schnellered on her after 2 seconds.
Schneller by biatchezzz June 25, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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