schmungdong 

Someone you do NOT want to be. An ASSHOLE. Opposite of schmungaloid

Man1: man have you heard about Ralph?
Man2: yeah he’s a real schmungdong he fucked my wife

schmungdong by Bryan hawk tuah December 27, 2024

Schmongdingle 

Predominantly used in cod by Sub1imity to describe people being shit on in cod.

Did you see that? I just schmongdingled that kid across the map.

Schmongdingle by TKola August 27, 2017

Schmundingle 

When you are having sex with a calculus problem, and you need to rearrange a bunch of dogshit.

How did you do question five?
I Schmundingled the shit out of it.

Schmundingle by WaltWaltWalt February 4, 2022

Schlongdonging 

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

Schlongdonging by TakeABite May 22, 2015

Schmunging 

The act of putting your schmungus, inside a female of your species, and violently spinning your body around whilst inside to cause internal damage, or decrease their morale.

My girlfriend was cheating on me, so I hid the fact I had known, and begun the Schmunging

Schmunging by Uranium4440 July 17, 2024