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schmungdong

Someone you do NOT want to be. An ASSHOLE. Opposite of schmungaloid
Man1: man have you heard about Ralph?
Man2: yeah he’s a real schmungdong he fucked my wife
by Bryan hawk tuah December 27, 2024
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Schmongdingle

Predominantly used in cod by Sub1imity to describe people being shit on in cod.
Did you see that? I just schmongdingled that kid across the map.
by TKola August 27, 2017
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Schmundingle

When you are having sex with a calculus problem, and you need to rearrange a bunch of dogshit.
How did you do question five?
I Schmundingled the shit out of it.
by WaltWaltWalt February 4, 2022
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Schlongdonging

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.
Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!
by TakeABite May 22, 2015
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Schmunging

The act of putting your schmungus, inside a female of your species, and violently spinning your body around whilst inside to cause internal damage, or decrease their morale.
My girlfriend was cheating on me, so I hid the fact I had known, and begun the Schmunging
by Uranium4440 July 17, 2024
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