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that was so schmiel!
that was a load of schmiel!
go schmiel yourself
lets go grab a hot schmiel
schmiel by joopereee August 22, 2006
Words you can keep
American v. ca 1999

To terminate from employment for any reason.

To conduct mass layoffs.
Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .

Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.
Schmiee by Botendaddy July 9, 2016
Related Words

Schmigly 

Used in place of an individual's name that you cannot remember at the moment.
"Okay so we'll meet for dinner at my house and you can finally meet Schmigly."

"What a great sandwich, thank Schmigly for me."

"You, me, and Bob can work on the details of the project while Ted and Schmigly begin the basic wireframes."
Schmigly by GeeViss April 10, 2013

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.
You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!
Poopy Schmell by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011
"schmiee"

(american) n. 1970's

Schmiee is a term for marijuanic herb. It is based on reversing the sounds of "Smoke the Reefer" to "Roak the Schmieffer" or "Schmiee for short.

See also "Roak"
"Hey man, let's roak the schmiee."

"Hey baby, do roak the schmiee?" She asked blithely.
Schmiee by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

Schielke 

A god amongst men, a true hero and legend.A epicly large lad that may of freaked it too hard.He was the ruler of the techroom and the guardian of the 3d printer.Dont get on his bad side or he will bring you to his techroom and freak you.His main enemies were slackers,people who wouldnt switch gears and vex spinners.his phisique was chode like with his hair as pink and as waxxy as a crayola crayon.
Dan:I TOLD YOU TO ONLY PUT YOUR NAME!!
Alex:Schielke look out for the bees!
Dan:OH GOD NOT THE BEES!!!
Schielke by The Schielkmiester October 10, 2018
A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.
Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.
schmelt by Figg October 2, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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