schmiel 

anything you want it to be

that was so schmiel!
that was a load of schmiel!
go schmiel yourself
lets go grab a hot schmiel

schmiel by joopereee August 22, 2006

Schmiee 

American v. ca 1999

To terminate from employment for any reason.

To conduct mass layoffs.

Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .

Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.

Schmiee by Botendaddy July 9, 2016

Schmigly 

Used in place of an individual's name that you cannot remember at the moment.

"Okay so we'll meet for dinner at my house and you can finally meet Schmigly."

"What a great sandwich, thank Schmigly for me."

"You, me, and Bob can work on the details of the project while Ted and Schmigly begin the basic wireframes."

Schmigly by GeeViss April 10, 2013

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

Poopy Schmell by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

Schmiee 

"schmiee"

(american) n. 1970's

Schmiee is a term for marijuanic herb. It is based on reversing the sounds of "Smoke the Reefer" to "Roak the Schmieffer" or "Schmiee for short.

See also "Roak"

"Hey man, let's roak the schmiee."

"Hey baby, do roak the schmiee?" She asked blithely.

Schmiee by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

Schielke 

A god amongst men, a true hero and legend.A epicly large lad that may of freaked it too hard.He was the ruler of the techroom and the guardian of the 3d printer.Dont get on his bad side or he will bring you to his techroom and freak you.His main enemies were slackers,people who wouldnt switch gears and vex spinners.his phisique was chode like with his hair as pink and as waxxy as a crayola crayon.

Dan:I TOLD YOU TO ONLY PUT YOUR NAME!!
Alex:Schielke look out for the bees!
Dan:OH GOD NOT THE BEES!!!

Schielke by The Schielkmiester October 10, 2018

schmelt 

A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.

schmelt by Figg October 2, 2007