schmenglies 

What one finds hanging from a hookers monkey after several clients.

After a night on the low track, and wearing her favourite micro mini, you could tell star had a busy night from the schmenglies hanging from her monkey

schmenglies by Ukey September 8, 2009

schmeglie

a little piece of dirt that is not supposed to be where it is.

there's a schmeglie in my drink.

schmeglie by grunge_child June 24, 2005

schmangles 

The type of disease found in men who don’t talk to women. The first and only case was found in Armadildo, a canadian SSBU gaymer who has no life. Please find some bitches and stop simping over Lucario you fucking furry.

“You know Armadillo? The best Lucario player in the world?”

“Yeah what happened?”

“He died of SCHMANGLES!!!”

schmangles by pmart1505 June 9, 2022

schmegglie 

Unrecognizable bits of cloth, paper, lint, fuzz, hair, etc., which covers a floor or carpeted area (or atop another article) and whose origin cannot be explained.

When Stephen opens his backpack, he leaves a blanket of schmegglies for us to clean later.

schmegglie by Scurvydawg February 21, 2006

schmengled 

A feeling or state of mind after a long night of partying. Must include one or more of the following symptoms: still wearing clothing from night before, mystery bruises, aching body, intense headache, unable to recall events leading up to this feeling.

I woke up this morning feeling extremely schmengled.

schmengled by K. Fenn December 9, 2008

Schmengle 

Ben nuttal

Ben nutall is such a schmengle

Schmengle by CallMeBraindead August 28, 2022

schmenemies 

So many enemies

She got Schmenemies

schmenemies by Dingothedog May 26, 2023