2 definitions by TheRealSchloogMaster
A large phallic penis that holds the power to banish the gay. Although scientist still debate to this day on whether a schloog is even a real, as there has been no confirmed sightings.
Gay Man: How can I get rid of my gay?
Priest: Do not worry my child, I shall banish away all your gay if you suck on my schloog.
Priest: Do not worry my child, I shall banish away all your gay if you suck on my schloog.
by TheRealSchloogMaster January 12, 2019
by TheRealSchloogMaster October 21, 2018