schlong monger

significant other; controller of teh penis

Schlong monger, where's my beer?

schlong monger by black jesus May 1, 2003

schlongmongler 

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.

Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?

schlongmongler by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016