A fine brew from the 1960's that is currently experiencing a return to popularity, though the recipe is not the same as the '60's era it is marketed as "Schlitz".

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and your bowel movements are both urgent and diarrhea. Can last beyond your first movement.

The creation of a new orifice in a person's body, followed by intercourse with the incision.

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

The sound your dick makes when you bring it in at too steep an angle during sex, and it pops out of the girl's vagina.

To breath and spit.

A slur for protestants. Typically white-European protestants. Unlike 'Cracker' this word is actually considered offensive and has been a catalyst for many fist fights.

There is no known tie to 'schlitz' brewing company although the connection is unfortunate.