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schlicking 

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!
schlicking by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

schnikkies 

An expression of disbelief and awe. Generally predicated by "holy".
Holy schnikkies, you still have all of your Legos from when you were a kid!?!
schnikkies by likeprairie December 26, 2013

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)
John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."