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schizolifter 

The ever disturbed lifter who lives to tell the tale of his horrendous self inflicted agonies, endless voices and visions of decay present in his “reality”.

They are All present In his head because he is heavily abusing unforeseen amounts of illegal research peptides, self manufactured bathtub steroids and his grandmas insulin.
Her: those visions again? It’s all in your head. Babe, come over, I’m home alone.
Schizolifter: Ohh how I wish it were that easy Stacy, I have consumed Supra physiological amounts of Cambodian research peptides and I am currently shifting between multiverses now (AS THE VERY REAL VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE TELLING ME) , you wouldn’t understand
schizolifter by Iownmyownreality1374 November 23, 2021
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Schizo Lifter 

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and lifts to fight the demonic entities that plague his every waking moment. Is also usually wanted by the federal government.
Did you see that Schizo Lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with esoteric beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out in bench press.
Schizo Lifter by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021
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Schizo Lifter 

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and ventured into the territory of lifting to suppress the demonic entities that plague his every moment. Also is almost always a targeted individual wanted by the federal government.
Hey have you seen that schizo lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out on bench press.
Schizo Lifter by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021
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