Definitions by EricfromPoco

Schizer Geiser 

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.

“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”

Schizer Geiser by EricfromPoco April 16, 2021

powdered balloon knot 

The act of sprinkling cocaine on the sphincter then snorting it

sphincter snorting powdered balloon knot

powdered balloon knot by EricfromPoco May 17, 2010