Schizer Geiser

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.
“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”
by EricfromPoco April 17, 2021
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powdered balloon knot

The act of sprinkling cocaine on the sphincter then snorting it
sphincter snorting powdered balloon knot
by EricfromPoco May 17, 2010
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