schiavo! 

In an age where christianity and political correctness conflict there's a point where it all must come to and end.

Schiavo:goodbye,the end,may we meet again in another time....etc

as a lay dying here from a coathanger induced abortion is say "schiavo!" may i be a remebered as a tool for the wacky christians at large, god bless america!

schiavo! by jeff"nor-cals-finest-source-of-crap"taylor April 17, 2006

schiavo 

To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.

"Dan just got Schiavo'd, he had fourteen shots of Jack Daniels and took five bong hits"

schiavo by Justin Style June 30, 2005

Schiavo 

(v) to Schiavo - to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.

Poncho: Hey, Bryan, the computer froze and I can't figure out how to fix it.
Bryan: Looks like you'll have to Schiavo it.

Schiavo by Bryan Reier September 22, 2005

Schiavo 

To feel hungry or starved.

Originated from the Terry Schiavo right-to-die debate, and it only went downhill from there.

I'm feelin' schiavo. Let's head to taco bell...

Schiavo by Aaron Sine March 30, 2005

schiavo 

n.

Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. She became the center of a media circus and political pawn when her parents fought against her husband in the courts to try to keep her alive (her husband contended that she wouldn't want to be kept alive in such a state.) Her husband won and her feeding tube was removed. On March 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
An act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); "On three, everybody do the Schiavo!"
adj.

Vegetative; physically inactive; "He was so stoned he looked schiavo."
To be in need of a feeding tube.
v. intr.

Slang. To be extremly hungry; starving to death; “Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”

schiavo by Dacarlo April 19, 2005

Schiavo 

(v.) To continue the life of something (whether it's a joke, a person, or something else) long after it's dead.

1. That show's been Schaivoing since Season 6.
2. My friend: Don't you think it's awful to make light of Terry Schiavo?
Me: Not at all.

Schiavo by Bender Bending Rodriguez December 18, 2005

Schiavo 

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"

Schiavo by Chris April 10, 2005