A very erotic type of movie which originated in Germany, often featuring Joel's mum. The cleveland steamer is a frequently occurring event at the climax of scheisse films. Lederhosen are a necessity for the "actors" involved, due to its resilience and ease of wash when covered in shite. A picture of David Hasselhoff is a frequently occurring symbol in these movies.
"Joel...telephone"
"Take this you dirty bitch"
"Essen mein scheisse, baby!"
"This is my favourite tank top! It's covered in brown!"
"Take this you dirty bitch"
"Essen mein scheisse, baby!"
"This is my favourite tank top! It's covered in brown!"
by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey February 8, 2005