noun
1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.
2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.
3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.
verb
1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.
2. Confusing two things with each other
Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.
2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.
3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.
verb
1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.
2. Confusing two things with each other
Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
Schaubisms:
"Not the smartest tool in the shed"
"War of nutrition"
"Fly up the radar"
"Throwing someone under the boat"
"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)
"Wiz Kalifee"
"Royals Royce"
"Thurrapy"
"Cheeto Fingers"
ETC
"Not the smartest tool in the shed"
"War of nutrition"
"Fly up the radar"
"Throwing someone under the boat"
"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)
"Wiz Kalifee"
"Royals Royce"
"Thurrapy"
"Cheeto Fingers"
ETC
by wateryPanda June 20, 2020
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Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.
Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.
"How did you pronounce that word? Ha, nice Schaubism."
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bill: i do not know, bob. why?
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bill: uh, whose there?
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