Schaubism

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.

Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC

by wateryPanda June 20, 2020

Schaubism

Schaubism - Using or pronouncing a word, name, colloquialism, figure of speech incorrectly particularly in a context where you're acting as an authority.

Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.

"How did you pronounce that word? Ha, nice Schaubism."

George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism

by GayOwlOneLove June 1, 2018

Shaunism

Shaunism is a way of thinking and living that recognises the structural prejudices and power relationships that exist in society. It is defined by an active pursuit of personal liberty, prosperity, and fulfillment as well as a critical awareness of the ways in which governments and other organizations can exploit and manipulate people. Shaunists place a high value on human agency, self-determination, and self-sufficiency and frequently take immediate action to forge their own, independent paths. Shaunists consequently frequently lead affluent, healthy, and content lives that include both freedom and independence.

Look, a Shaunist! Look at his amazing physique and hypercar! I want to be part of the Shaunism as well!

by The First Ever Shaunist February 13, 2023

Schabuisness

When you and a sexual partner do meth and she then chokes you to death and cuts your head off.

Hey what happened to Ruben? I think his wife gave him the schabuisness the other night.

by Dude7488 March 5, 2022

Shaunism

Shaunism is a way of thinking and living that recognises the structural prejudices and power relationships that exist in society. It is defined by an active pursuit of personal liberty, prosperity, and fulfillment as well as a critical awareness of the ways in which governments and other organizations can exploit and manipulate people. Shaunists place a high value on human agency, self-determination, and self-sufficiency and frequently take immediate action to forge their own, independent paths. Shaunists consequently frequently lead affluent, healthy, and content lives that include both freedom and independence.

Look, a Shaunist! Look at his amazing physique and hypercar! I want to be part of the Shaunism as well!

by The First Ever Shaunist February 13, 2023

Schaubing

Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.

Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?

Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.

by Duncanseven December 30, 2013

scrubism

creative and funny ways of calling people scrubs, usually a setup or a joke.

bob: why did the chicken cross the road?
bill: i do not know, bob. why?
bob: to get to the scrubs house. hey, knock knock
bill: uh, whose there?
bob: THE CHICKEN.
bill: wow, nice scrubism

by llamalord October 17, 2014