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a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for sex in Thailand because he can't score back home. Similar to a falang (Thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his fanny pack. They have been known to congregate in large city centres around Thailand such as Pattaya and Udon Thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. If seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a Thai bride and are attempting to integrate. The shalang motto is: "Good guys go to Heaven, bad men go to Pattaya", this is often displayed on T-shirts and coffee mugs.
Look at the beer gut on that shalang, his fanny pack barely fits him.
Shalang by Teacher Lanny December 7, 2013

Shalagha 

Someone that imitates you and is aggressive (Synonym of Bandari). Hobbies include crying, being dumb, using the fictional brain at times, etc. Not to forget, small but cute. :)
A universal word, can be used whenever you feel like.
Get lost or stop acting like Shalagha.
Shalagha by Hercules_s November 15, 2011

Shalangabanged 

Shalangabanged is to be so drunk u cant remember anything!

Wasted beyond all memory of a day or evening!
Man i was so shalangabanged last night!
Shalangabanged by Craig07 February 17, 2010

shalinglom 

the love between christabella ling ling calderon and natalia shalom engdahl.
spectator: bro that shalinglom over them is really hot 😳💋💋💋💋😳😳😳😜😜😜😋😋😋
shalinglom by shalinglom February 17, 2020

ShaLanda 

ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.
Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda
ShaLanda by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011

shalungis 

An adjective, I don't really know what it means but it has some sort of positive connotation.
"Hey bro did you see that movie premiere last night?"
"I did! That shit was shalungis!"
shalungis by NotPhoeniiX February 18, 2022
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