a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for sex in Thailand because he can't score back home. Similar to a falang (Thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his fanny pack. They have been known to congregate in large city centres around Thailand such as Pattaya and Udon Thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. If seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a Thai bride and are attempting to integrate. The shalang motto is: "Good guys go to Heaven, bad men go to Pattaya", this is often displayed on T-shirts and coffee mugs.
Look at the beer gut on that shalang, his fanny pack barely fits him.
Someone that imitates you and is aggressive (Synonym of Bandari). Hobbies include crying, being dumb, using the fictional brain at times, etc. Not to forget, small but cute. :)
A universal word, can be used whenever you feel like.
ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.
Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."