schadenfroyo 

Increasingly common in the age of overly creative chefs, this is that special satisfaction or pleasure at another person’s unfortunate frozen dessert choice.

What’d you order?

I got one scoop each of Spamberry Crunch, Blueberry Borscht, and Pizza Dough.

Ha! Sucker! I got chocolate and vanilla.

You’re enjoying my disgust too much, this is classic Schadenfroyo.

Do you think I should get the Natto’n Honey, Pralines and Bream, or Whirled Peas?

Try them all! I feel some Schadenfroyo coming on.

schadenfroyo by JJ Seldron November 25, 2020

schadenfrog 

/ˈʃɑdənfrɔg/
noun.
The guilty erotic pleasure derived from seeing the frog's misfortune on the Chimp versus Frog video. (cf. schadenfreude.)

"Bill's like, 'I'm lacto-ovo and pro-PETA', but you know he felt schadenfrog after seeing Chimp v. Frog."

schadenfrog by Chef Meatstack November 6, 2011

Schadenfrown 

When the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others crosses over to pity.

Did you hear about the Red Power Ranger? He stabbed his roommate to death. With a sword. Over an argument. Schadenfrown....

Oh, that 2nd Amendment Advocate's child shot himself with his parent's poorly secured gun. Schadenfrown...

Schadenfrown by kurtz February 4, 2015

Schadenfroid 

Finding amusement in the suffering of others suffering through bitter winter cold. Frequently occurs in Canadian expats living on the West coast of the USA.

Parking his car at the beach, Frank thought about his friends back home scraping their icy car windshields and felt a sense of schadenfroid.

Schadenfroid by kpallist January 7, 2014