schadenfood

Unhappiness caused by the inability to enjoy food due to having recently eaten inferior food.

Somebody ordered a pizza, but I just ate a box of crackers. That sucks. Total schadenfood.

by Sammy96604 June 3, 2011

Schadenforde

Delighting in the undoing of Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford.

Video depicting Rob Ford smoking crack with Somali gangsters brings me a tremendous feeling of Schadenforde.

by Torontowithshame May 20, 2013

schadenfrog

/ˈʃɑdənfrɔg/
noun.
The guilty erotic pleasure derived from seeing the frog's misfortune on the Chimp versus Frog video. (cf. schadenfreude.)

"Bill's like, 'I'm lacto-ovo and pro-PETA', but you know he felt schadenfrog after seeing Chimp v. Frog."

by Chef Meatstack November 6, 2011

schadenfridge

the pleasure derived from the unfortunate contents of another's refrigerator.

Jim's refrigerator contained nothing but fat free ranch dressing and expired milk. His dinner guests had a brief sense of schadenfridge at the expense of their otherwise well-prepared friend.

by captainsandwich January 2, 2012

Schadenfrown

When the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others crosses over to pity.

Did you hear about the Red Power Ranger? He stabbed his roommate to death. With a sword. Over an argument. Schadenfrown....

Oh, that 2nd Amendment Advocate's child shot himself with his parent's poorly secured gun. Schadenfrown...

by kurtz February 4, 2015

Schadenfriday

The day where you can finally laugh at another's misfortune and not be taken as a heartless bastard.

See Schadenfreude

B: Ha! You just stepped in dog shit!
M: That's not funny, these are new shoes.
B: That just makes it funnier. Besides, it's Schadenfriday!

by Nate Ecks February 17, 2009

Schadenfeude

–noun satisfaction or pleasure felt seeing others fight.

"One person's misfortune is another's happiness." Whenever Elroy Park, esq engages in a battle, I can't help but feel a sense of schadenfeude.

by chomop December 8, 2009