schadenfood 

Unhappiness caused by the inability to enjoy food due to having recently eaten inferior food.

Somebody ordered a pizza, but I just ate a box of crackers. That sucks. Total schadenfood.

schadenfood by Sammy96604 June 3, 2011

Schadenforde 

Delighting in the undoing of Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford.

Video depicting Rob Ford smoking crack with Somali gangsters brings me a tremendous feeling of Schadenforde.

Schadenforde by Torontowithshame May 20, 2013

schadenfrog 

/ˈʃɑdənfrɔg/
noun.
The guilty erotic pleasure derived from seeing the frog's misfortune on the Chimp versus Frog video. (cf. schadenfreude.)

"Bill's like, 'I'm lacto-ovo and pro-PETA', but you know he felt schadenfrog after seeing Chimp v. Frog."

schadenfrog by Chef Meatstack November 6, 2011

schadenfridge 

the pleasure derived from the unfortunate contents of another's refrigerator.

Jim's refrigerator contained nothing but fat free ranch dressing and expired milk. His dinner guests had a brief sense of schadenfridge at the expense of their otherwise well-prepared friend.

schadenfridge by captainsandwich January 2, 2012

Schadenfrown 

When the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others crosses over to pity.

Did you hear about the Red Power Ranger? He stabbed his roommate to death. With a sword. Over an argument. Schadenfrown....

Oh, that 2nd Amendment Advocate's child shot himself with his parent's poorly secured gun. Schadenfrown...

Schadenfrown by kurtz February 4, 2015

Schadenfriday 

The day where you can finally laugh at another's misfortune and not be taken as a heartless bastard.

See Schadenfreude

B: Ha! You just stepped in dog shit!
M: That's not funny, these are new shoes.
B: That just makes it funnier. Besides, it's Schadenfriday!

Schadenfriday by Nate Ecks February 17, 2009

Schadenfeude 

–noun satisfaction or pleasure felt seeing others fight.

"One person's misfortune is another's happiness." Whenever Elroy Park, esq engages in a battle, I can't help but feel a sense of schadenfeude.

Schadenfeude by chomop December 8, 2009