sceneage

Similar to pwnage, sceneage means to own, but for scene people.
When hearing a typiacal remark about a scene person, you would use sceneage after that, to show how the scene person is owning at being scene.
It can also be used as the opposite; to show how the normal person found a scene person in bad luck. Then the scene person would be sceneaged.

Melissa Mahyem: Ohemgee, so im going down to the Unofficial Audrey Kitching Extension Shop to buy more striped extensions.
Chelsea Chokehold: Why? What happened to yours?
Melissa Mahyem: Well my dorkey little twat of a brother comes in and hes all 'lolusuck' and im all 'wtf stfu' and then he grabbed my extensions and ate them. im like 'wtf thats hair you dipwad.'
Nomral On-Looker: AHAHA YOU'RE BROTHER DID TOTAL SCENEAGE!

by melinaaa December 14, 2008

sceneager

a scene teenager; mainly a scene kid who goes to shows mainly to just say they went.

Did you go to that TDWP show last night?
Yah d00d there was a ton of sceneagers there smoking their cergets and carrying on.

by nnnataliiie March 24, 2008

Scenage

When the scenes are mad beyond belief, you have scenage. Mixture of carnage and the scenes. Scenage often identified by loud 'WOOOOORLD STARRRR' outcries from young African American males on the scene where the scenage is taking place.

"One would say the holocaust was a pure example of absolute scenage"

by Luis37 November 22, 2016

sceneager

Proto-scenester or teenage emo/screamo scene kid who may or may not wear tight girl pants, child-small-skin-tight black t-shirts and "punk" stud belts. Can be found at house shows, coffee shops near high schools, at Hot Topic and in myspace.com.

A gaggle of 25 punks, sceneagers and freaks went to Wal-Mart for a dance party on the busiest shopping weekend of the year.

by Noel Black December 28, 2005

scenager

A teenager, usually a male.
Who knows how to play only 2 strings on his generic acoustic guitar.
Dates girls that are way cooler than he.
Desires to start his own band even though he lacks any musical talent.
Has no idea what good music is.

Example:1
Person1: "Did you see that kid playing Mary Had a Little Lamb on guitar?"

Person2: "Yeah, what a scenager. I would totally fuck his girlfriend."

Example:2
Person1: "Wow that guy is wearing extremely tight pants!"

Person2: "I think those are actually chick's pants!"

Person1: "WHAT A FAGGOT!!!"

by iHateMyBestFriends December 21, 2008

sceneagers

teens who are scene

look at those sceneagers listening to scremo!

by romina miranda January 28, 2009

Scenager

A "Scenager" is someone who conforms to the "pop-punk-glam" scene by ; impersonating a raccoon usually in the means of eye makeup, Wearing tight jeans that are usually below the buttock area.Wearing skirts that are trashy and out of place. Wearing lots of fun bracelets that extended some sort of value to "being an individual". Writing dark,depressing and horribly written song lyrics on their social media sites, and demanding MCR and or HIM in their home town. Also in some cases exclaiming how they are either part of PETA and vegan, when it does not fit to do so.

"Look at the Scenagers over there, probably trying to conjure a rain cloud".

"Scenagers are over running the suburbs".

by Pretendeavor09 June 2, 2011