scenager 

A teenager, usually a male.
Who knows how to play only 2 strings on his generic acoustic guitar.
Dates girls that are way cooler than he.
Desires to start his own band even though he lacks any musical talent.
Has no idea what good music is.

Example:1
Person1: "Did you see that kid playing Mary Had a Little Lamb on guitar?"

Person2: "Yeah, what a scenager. I would totally fuck his girlfriend."

Example:2
Person1: "Wow that guy is wearing extremely tight pants!"

Person2: "I think those are actually chick's pants!"

Person1: "WHAT A FAGGOT!!!"

scenager by iHateMyBestFriends December 21, 2008

Scenager 

A "Scenager" is someone who conforms to the "pop-punk-glam" scene by ; impersonating a raccoon usually in the means of eye makeup, Wearing tight jeans that are usually below the buttock area.Wearing skirts that are trashy and out of place. Wearing lots of fun bracelets that extended some sort of value to "being an individual". Writing dark,depressing and horribly written song lyrics on their social media sites, and demanding MCR and or HIM in their home town. Also in some cases exclaiming how they are either part of PETA and vegan, when it does not fit to do so.

"Look at the Scenagers over there, probably trying to conjure a rain cloud".

"Scenagers are over running the suburbs".

Scenager by Pretendeavor09 June 2, 2011

senager 

senior citizens acting like teenagers.

The two senagers were holding hands, flirting with each other and giggling, not caring if anyone else was in the room with them.

senager by KKLC January 7, 2009

Seenager 

A person in their later stages of life (senior citizen) who experiences or exhibits a renaissance of freedom, creativity, and social engagement similar to those usually present in a person's teenage years. Often characterized by sudden obsession with life-long background/dream interests (dancing, sailing, antique cars, beauty, art) and joyful but troubling carelessness and wreckless socializing.

My 70 year old mum is acting like a total seenager, dancing 7 days a week, listening to loud salsa music and constantly obsessing over her latest boyfriend.

Seenager by acrystacat November 12, 2021

sceneager 

a scene teenager; mainly a scene kid who goes to shows mainly to just say they went.

Did you go to that TDWP show last night?
Yah d00d there was a ton of sceneagers there smoking their cergets and carrying on.

sceneager by nnnataliiie March 24, 2008

Scenage 

When the scenes are mad beyond belief, you have scenage. Mixture of carnage and the scenes. Scenage often identified by loud 'WOOOOORLD STARRRR' outcries from young African American males on the scene where the scenage is taking place.

"One would say the holocaust was a pure example of absolute scenage"

Scenage by Luis37 November 22, 2016

sceneager 

Proto-scenester or teenage emo/screamo scene kid who may or may not wear tight girl pants, child-small-skin-tight black t-shirts and "punk" stud belts. Can be found at house shows, coffee shops near high schools, at Hot Topic and in myspace.com.

A gaggle of 25 punks, sceneagers and freaks went to Wal-Mart for a dance party on the busiest shopping weekend of the year.

sceneager by Noel Black December 28, 2005