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Scavonian Dissonance 

A description for when the text (or writer) of a story actively asserts facts of character or circumstance that are, in actuality, false to majority of audience members.
Derived from: Character - Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)
"I'm really confused by this tv show" - "Why" - "We're supposed to believe he's a nice guy but he's treating his wife like shit. The scavonian dissonance is giving me a migraine!"

scatholic 

An person following the doctrine of the scatholic church, that is, a worshipper of scat

A catholic person with a penchant for coprophagy

A severely smelling and/or dirty catholic person.
Wow, this room smells like a scatholic church!

I do not want to sit there, that person really looks like a scatholic
scatholic by onacc November 13, 2019
“Scatolia” is the medical term that refers to physically touching, smearing, handling feces, and/or the purchasing, wearing, or handling of Indiana Hoosier merchandise and tickets. This disorder is most frequently witnessed in patient’s that exhibit signs of OCD, autism, dementia, and Indiana Hoosier fandom.
Phillip struggles with Scatolia. Every time I see him he’s wearing Indiana Hoosier merchandise.
Scatolia by 2 Times the Tony February 19, 2024

Scatolapse 

Scatolapse is the act of eating shit and dying.
Person 1:You should scatolapse.
Person 2: Why would you say that?
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026