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straboobsmus 

noun. Unfortunate condition of having breasts with nipples pointing in different directions. Condition previously known as 'crooked rack', 'crazytits' and 'misaligned mammaries' changed in 2003 by the Consortium of Breast Surgeons.
She didn't switch breasts when breastfeeding and now she needs to go for straboobsmus corrective surgery.
After receiving breast augmentation surgery, the patient was alarmed to learn that she had suffered the rare complication of straboobsmus.
straboobsmus by Georgie hoops November 10, 2014
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scaraobsessed 

One of the best users on tiktok to this day.
• 3084 followers (on 18/3/21 7:21pm AEST)
• In love with scaramouche (understandable)
• Best mutual to have
You should totally be this users mutual bc of their outstanding looks, funniness, and personality.
(@scaraobsessed is one of the best moots i EVER HAD!!!!!)
@scaraobsessed is so cool
scaraobsessed by rennie / emmutf March 18, 2022

scaramoosh 

To tell someone to move at a quick pace. Scaramoosh outta here.
Scararmoosh..orr diie
scaramoosh by rubix_cubix September 25, 2003

Scaramoosh 

Bein' dirt poor. Slighty refering to a song called 'Bohemian Raspberry' by an American rockband called Queen and the Dutch word 'skeer'.
"Nah, I gotta pass on the Limp Bizkit concert mayne, I'm all scaramoosh".
Scaramoosh by Johnnie Toto March 24, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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