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scans’d 

Over scanning and being non committal to a seat at a group dinner table, thus leaving you with no options and you end up in the least desirable seat
Bill looked around and couldn’t decide whether to sit next to Mike or Dave... he got scans’d and wound up next to Gus
scans’d by Lazzy May 29, 2020
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When you do something you know is bad, someone or something calms you down, allowing your lowered guard to be used to their advantage.
Person 1: "Man... I just got sans'd whilst trying to complete the Undertale genocide run"
sans'd by RedWirePlatinum November 16, 2024

Sans Deltarune

Sans Deltarune is a short skeleton you meet in Deltarune. Who befriended your mom last night.

Sans Deltarune

Having Sex With You Mother
And liking it
Billy:I heard you slept over Bobs house, Did you have a good time?
Timmy:Yah i had a good time committing Sans Deltarune.
Billy:Lucky...

National suck Sans dick day 

13th of April is national suck Sans dick day so if you see him and you are hot suck his dick.
Oh today is 13th of April, it's National suck Sans dick day so that mean I will suck his dick!

SANS DAAAANS 

Sans' final attack for Undertale
SANS DAAAANS!
SANS DAAAANS by Severe Autism April 14, 2017

Sans Day 

A day once a week that true epic gamers dress up like the popular Undertale character Sans.
"did you hear? Sans Day is this thursday"
Sans Day by StibWoods November 8, 2019
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