Giovanni

A strong man, he will always be there to make you feel worse about yourself.

Bob:So my girlfriend said she loves me.
Billy:Cool!
Giovanni:Yah she was actually lying.
Bob:Oh
Billy:MY LIFE IS A LIE

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Andrew

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE ANDREW IS SMALL AND SNORTS COCAINE LIKE YOU DO!

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THAT LESBIAN PRESCHOOLERS DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME

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A person who thinks he's an actor but he is really an abusive uncle.

Little Timmy:Dad do i have to go to TEDDYS
Dad:YES
Later That Day...
Little Timmy:NO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teddy:SHHHHH IT WILL ALL BE OVER SOON
*Dying Sounds play in the background*

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The cool kid that everybody wants to hang out with, but nobody can.

Bob: HAVE YOU SEEN SIMON ANYWHERE!?
Billy:Nah were not cool enough to hang with him.
Bob:OH RIGHT

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A nice person.
other then there habit to spank children.
Yah a nice NO NO PLEASE CHLOE NO PLEASE

Bob: Sup
Billy:CHLOE IS MY GIRLFRIEND
Bob:Sucks to be you
Chloe: *SPANKS BOB*

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A very nice person.

Who likes to assault the elderly and take there candy.
Did i say candy i meant Children.

Erica:AH YES A FRESH OLD PERSON
OLD PERSON: PLEASE NOT MY GRANDCHILDREN
ERICA:THESE WILL MAKE GOOD MEALS FOR DINNER
OLD PERSON:CALLS LIFE ALERT

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