scammin on my squirrel 

To scam on someone's squirrel is to intrude upon someones budding relationship with their crush. It is generally thought to be socially unacceptable to hit on a friends crush.

Yo! Forrest! Don't be scammin on my squirrel, bro!

scammin on my squirrel by Junior_88 July 19, 2010

scammin' on my cheese 

When your friend(s) comes over just to smoke your weed.

These dogs be scammin' on my cheese, man. They only show up when they are out of weed.

scammin' on my cheese by cheesedogz2 October 21, 2013

Slamming on the brakes

When you have to fart and you have to clench your buttcheeks so you dont let loose, kinda like you slam on the brakes

The one slamming on the brakes?

Slamming on the brakes by Bengay19 November 22, 2011